Snarky Pens: Original, One of Each (Set of 9 Pens)

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Designs: All pens have black ink. Our pens got a little bit of a facelift but are still the same awesome pens, just on a different color backdrop! :) Slate barreled pens with color accents and white imprint.
-Pink: 3 Words Every Nurse Loves: Alert, Oriented & Independent
-Purple: gtt it like it's hot
-Navy: I don't know who you are or why you stole my pen, but I will find you.
-Red: Do no harm, take no sh*t.
-Cobalt: ... but did you die?
-Green: Keep Calm & Give More Propofol
-Orange: Urine Good Hands
-White: Will continue to monitor
-Teal: You have no idea what I touched before this pen. 

-Ordered as a set
-Medium point 
-All pens have black ink
-Will ship via USPS within 1-5 business days

Shipping - General Info:

Apparel:  These items are made to order special for you and take 1-2 weeks to ship.  For arrival by Christmas, please order by November 25th.

All other items will ship within 1-5 business days, i.e., Monday-Friday.

All items will be shipped via USPS First Class or Priority Service, recently with Covid-19 there have been delays in package arrivals, please be patient.  Please note selecting Priority shipping only decreases transit time in most cases, items will still ship within the timeline provided above.

International Buyers - General Info:

We ship to Canada and Australia.  Import duties, taxes (GST), and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to purchasing. Since shipping prices are expensive - we generally recommend to order in a group to split up the shipping cost a bit.  :) Snarkynurses is not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged shipments. Shipping fees are non-refundable.

Canada Buyers: there was an attempted delivery on my item, where do I pick it up? 

Please input your USPS tracking number into the Canada Post system for the most up to date tracking information  

Returns/Order Cancellations:  

Refunds/exchanges will be issued if the product is received damaged.  Please email with a photo of the damaged product within 24 hours of receipt and we will work to replace or refund the item.  Otherwise, no returns or exchanges are accepted at this time

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Cracking me up

Hilarious. Great Christmas stocking stuffers.

Cheryl L.
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Great little gift!!

I bought these for a nurse friend I worked with years ago. She and I both have pen obsessions so these were perfect for her. She loved them!!

Tamria L.
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Original Snarky Pens

I absolutely love my pens!! Thank you so much!!

Cristina Z.
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Team gift

My Leadership team loved them!

Amy B.
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These are awesome

I loved receiving these pens. They crack me up every time I look at them. I can’t wait to get more.