Snarky Pens: Original, Individual
-Pink: 3 Words Every Nurse Loves: Alert, Oriented & Independent
-Purple: gtt it like it's hot
-Navy: I don't know who you are or why you stole my pen, but I will find you.
-Red: Do no harm, take no sh*t.
-Cobalt: ... but did you die?
-Green: Keep Calm & Give More Propofol
-Orange: Urine Good Hands
-Slate: ... will continue to monitor.
-Teal: You have no idea what I touched before this pen.
-All pens have black ink
-Ship via USPS in 1-3 days