Sure Bobness! With the door unlocked, cracked open and my eyeball on you without you noticing. 💁🏼‍♀️ #nofallsonmywatch #idneverfall #uhhuh #sayseveryonewhofalls #snarkynurses

Yeah... we know you think you’re too sexy for your gown Bob.. but I assure you that you indeed aren’t too sexy for it or your condom cath. Mk? Mk. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #coverthatshitup #snarkynurses #oldiebutgoodie

Most days barely hanging on whilst trying to maintain a positive attitude 👍🏼 #snarkynurses

There’s always one on the unit... Marge has been there for 25+ years, can tell you the history of every employee, has a resting b*tch face like no other... but she knows her sh*t and can teach you how to Macgyver your way out of every situation. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Also known as Kathy and Deb. #snarkynurses

No thanks. I’ll maintain resting bi*ch face. 😡 #snarkynurses

Do you really need that 12th apple juice...? 🙄 #snarkynurses

I mean c’mon... my day was going smoothly, people are in a good mood... there are 🍩 and ☕️ in the break room... why we gotta eff with the flow? And why does this room still exist... it should be a museum. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #snarkynurses

Hi y’all! I’m hereeeeeee! 👋🏽 #snarkynurses

Listen Captain-Wanders-A-Lot ~ We were hoping we could go sitterless but it appears we cannot. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #getyoassbackhere #snarkynurses

I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. 😜 #snarkynurses